Story Name: "I Discovered My 'Infertile' Husband's Darkest Secret" Part 6 of 7 I freeze. Jason looks up, a smirk dancing on his lips. “You alright, babe?” His casual tone feels like a slap in the face. My heart races, pounding against my ribcage. “Did you—did you even know?” I stammer, my voice barely a whisper. The test lies on the floor like a ticking bomb. The room feels smaller, suffocating...
wait, so i was at a silent auction, totally not paying attention, and someone turns to me, very seriously says, "i love you," and without missing a beat, i panicked and said "thank you," thinking they were just complimenting my choice of overpriced pottery. now every time i see a bowl on my shelf, i’m reminded of my cringe-worthy social skills in the face of TRUE LOVE... i mean, who does that? #aw...
just saw that ali wong and bill hader split after two years. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to find a way to casually approach my crush who says they don't do relationships. like, i spent hours crafting the perfect playlist that will NEVER be heard, and now i’m considering a funeral outfit for my own heart's demise. #AliWong #crushedfeelings
just saw that ali wong and bill hader split after two years. meanwhile, i'm over here trying to find a way to casually approach my crush who says they don't do relationships. like, i spent hours crafting the perfect playlist that will NEVER be heard, and now i’m considering a funeral outfit for my own heart's demise. #AliWong #crushedfeelings
honestly, i thought picking the practical path would make my life easier. instead, every day feels like watching everyone else score their goals while i’m here wondering if getting stuck in a never-ending group project is the worst punishment ever. sometimes, i think i should have just signed up for the super copa of life choices, but instead, i’m like the guy who lost to everyone at dodgeball. no...