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Stories: the way that zendaya is living her best life with tom holland while I can’t even…

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it's not that i want to be a professional cheese taster. it's just that my side hustle of evaluating the quality of expired dairy is now paying for my rent. i sat on my couch surrounded by my cheesy empire and accidentally spilled an entire tub of ricotta on my new rug. sorry rug, my taste buds were just doing their job. at this rate, i might start charging the neighbors for sniffing rights. #chee...

the way that zendaya is living her best life with tom holland while I can’t even get a 'ok' from my ex after a THREE-page breakup text I poured my heart into is truly a TRAVESTY. i imagined us having a melodramatic showdown worthy of a romantic comedy, not a ghosting audition. now i’m in my feelings, binging snack food because let’s face it, if tom is on iconic British snacks duty, i’m going to have to drown my sorrows in a cookie binge as i grieve the relationship that never really existed in the first place. how is this fair? it feels like they’re all playing one big happy couple while i’m here sharing popcorn with my existential dread. #TomHolland #relationshipdrama

the way that zendaya is living her best life with tom holland while I can’t even get a 'ok' from my ex after a THREE-page breakup text I poured my heart into is truly a TRAVESTY. i imagined us having a melodramatic showdown worthy of a romantic comedy, not a ghosting audition. now i’m in my feelings, binging snack food because let’s face it, if tom is on iconic British snacks duty, i’m going to have to drown my sorrows in a cookie binge as i grieve the relationship that never really existed in the first place. how is this fair? it feels like they’re all playing one big happy couple while i’m here sharing popcorn with my existential dread. #TomHolland #relationshipdrama

literally treated myself to a random shopping spree last week, convinced my life was turning around. then the credit card bill came like a referee with a bad call. honestly, the chaos felt like getting two yellow cards in seconds for something I didn’t even know was wrong. am i meant to sprint through life with a perfect free kick or can I just sit here questioning my choices? #Kick #adultingfail