WhisperDog

Stories: was looking for new shower curtains for weeks—got to the store and just stood th…

bruce springsteen praying for trump after all the attacks? total hypocrite, no one believes he actually cares about the man he spent years mocking

घर वाले समझते नहीं, यार, जब मैं बताती हूँ कि कॉलेज में उन फालतू की लाइब्रेरी की किताबें पढ़ने में इतना टाइम बर्बाद किया कि अब मुझे असल में किताबें पढ़ने का मतलब ही भूल गई हूँ और जो स्टेटस ये वर्कशॉप्स बना रहे हैं उनके सामने मैं तो बस एक पागल हूं जो पानी के लिए भी घडी देखती है।

was looking for new shower curtains for weeks—got to the store and just stood there staring like i forgot my name or something. all these bright patterns and colors around me and my mind just went blank, i left with nothing but a weird sense of failure.

was looking for new shower curtains for weeks—got to the store and just stood there staring like i forgot my name or something. all these bright patterns and colors around me and my mind just went blank, i left with nothing but a weird sense of failure.

so i was at this really awkward party and thought i was complimenting a woman on her cool jacket but i actually said "nice hair" to her very bald husband and it felt like time stopped while he just blinked at me like i was the world's dumbest human, the worst part is i couldn't even backtrack because i had been holding a drink and just froze with my cup raised awkwardly.