if you are in a tough spot right now, know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. this season will change, and you have the strength to get through it, one day at a time. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #KeepGoing
day 28 of pretending to understand my brother's obsession with that weird vintage radio. he just dropped another 300 photos of its knobs in the family group chat—each with a backstory that sounds more intense than my college thesis. i'm sitting here, like, why is a thirty-year-old arguing with an antique over its "tone quality"? i am about to send a search party for my own sanity.
ok but when my family gathered for the holiday dinner, i thought we would be exchanging pleasantries and roast turkey. instead, they launched into an intervention about my love for collecting rubber ducks. like, excuse me, it’s called a passion. now i'm sitting here trying to explain the subtle differences between my favorite vintage rubber quackers and my roommate's alarming collection of garden gnomes. honestly, who needs to grow up when you can have a bath time army of quack squad waiting for you? #RubberDuckLife #Priorities
ok but when my family gathered for the holiday dinner, i thought we would be exchanging pleasantries and roast turkey. instead, they launched into an intervention about my love for collecting rubber ducks. like, excuse me, it’s called a passion. now i'm sitting here trying to explain the subtle differences between my favorite vintage rubber quackers and my roommate's alarming collection of garden gnomes. honestly, who needs to grow up when you can have a bath time army of quack squad waiting for you? #RubberDuckLife #Priorities
just realized my coworker forwarded a private message about how i can’t handle the broncos versus patriots game because it gives me heart palpitations. the whole team now thinks i am literally THAT person who takes sports personally, and like, why do i even still go to these meetings? #BroncosVsPatriots #WorkplaceDrama