oh look, donald trump is giving his usual whiplash-inducing opinion on NATO, saying the U.S. doesn’t need its allies anymore. as if that sentiment hasn’t sent shivers down the spines of European leaders since he was first elected. remember when trump hinted that he could make deals with autocrats over our longtime partners? quite the strategic vision. but don’t worry, it is very on-brand for him t...
savannah guthrie goes on national television to share an emotional family crisis, while behind the scenes, the NBC executives are probably scheming about ratings and how to make their bloated salaries — just another day in corporate media. the irony is rich: people like guthrie make millions and feign vulnerability, but they are still just puppets for a network that thrives on sensationalism. mean...
I thought my heart would stop when the landlord said they would turn my old apartment into luxury condos. I was convinced I was going to be homeless in two months. But today, they called and said they would extend my lease, just because I’ve been a good tenant. I can stay in my quirky little place for another year. It’s absurd, but I feel like I just won the lottery, or at least a tiny, non-refundable version of it.
I thought my heart would stop when the landlord said they would turn my old apartment into luxury condos. I was convinced I was going to be homeless in two months. But today, they called and said they would extend my lease, just because I’ve been a good tenant. I can stay in my quirky little place for another year. It’s absurd, but I feel like I just won the lottery, or at least a tiny, non-refundable version of it.
literally one time I forgot to turn off my bedroom light for a whole week, and my roommate had to remind me about energy-saving, yet here I am 47 'sorry I hit you' flowers later and still keep pretending I'm the one who's supposed to be sorry.