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Stories: literally just remembered i was supposed to build a model of a taco truck for my…

wait, i unsent a message that i thought was clever, but honestly they literally saw it already and now i'm spiraling. it's like when the bombay high court suddenly shifts the ground beneath you, except this time, the only thing getting quashed is my dignity. i had everything planned, and now i'm just that person who ghosted myself. so, what do i even do? should i send a follow-up explaining it was...

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literally just remembered i was supposed to build a model of a taco truck for my neighbor’s kids’ science project three weeks ago. they’re probably having a silent family meeting right now, drafting an apology letter to the neighborhood because they’re sure their kids are destined to be professional disappointments after my ELABORATE failure. honestly, they’re going to have beef with me and i have never even met them. #oops #neighborlyfail

literally just remembered i was supposed to build a model of a taco truck for my neighbor’s kids’ science project three weeks ago. they’re probably having a silent family meeting right now, drafting an apology letter to the neighborhood because they’re sure their kids are destined to be professional disappointments after my ELABORATE failure. honestly, they’re going to have beef with me and i have never even met them. #oops #neighborlyfail

No because I just realized I missed the deadline to send my grandma's famous holiday cookies to the baking contest, and I accidentally told my friends I was competing. They still think I am, and now I have to... uh, somehow bake fifty cookies from scratch... without a recipe... but I don't even know where to find flour.