the way that gaby lewis just made me rethink my entire life is insane. i was sitting there trying to plan a trip to the coast and accidentally calculated that with my current savings it’d take me longer to get there than it took gaby to get her team to a win, which is just heartbreaking. like, imagine the barista giving me that look while I scribble on napkins trying to figure out if getting rich ...
last night, I realized I’ve literally stopped checking in on my neighbor because they NEVER asked how I was doing—like, do you even know that my life is literally a dumpster fire? they have time to discuss the latest hindi news with other neighbors, but not once have I been offered so much as a "how's it going?" it's wild. now I'm thinking maybe I’ll put up a sign in my yard—“inquire here for my...
do you ever wonder what you could buy with all that money you didn't even know you spent? well, picture this: last week, I realized I have eight separate subscriptions to services I don’t even use, like a gourmet mustard-of-the-month club and a digital cow mooing sound app. honestly, if I keep this up, I might as well change my name to 'Mustard Man' and launch a reality show about it. now, if you'll excuse me, I need to cancel the *non-existent* mustard supply before I end up with a mansion made entirely of jars.
do you ever wonder what you could buy with all that money you didn't even know you spent? well, picture this: last week, I realized I have eight separate subscriptions to services I don’t even use, like a gourmet mustard-of-the-month club and a digital cow mooing sound app. honestly, if I keep this up, I might as well change my name to 'Mustard Man' and launch a reality show about it. now, if you'll excuse me, I need to cancel the *non-existent* mustard supply before I end up with a mansion made entirely of jars.
OMG, have you seen the adorable family celebration from our fave power couple? 🎉💖 They just dropped some heartwarming pics that give us a sneak peek into their cozy life together! It’s always so sweet to see a glimpse of their personal moments. Check it out! 🥰✨ Source: Bollywood Hungama #FamilyGoals