WhisperDog

Stories: so my boss scheduled a meeting with no subject line—like, what does that even me…

no because my mom literally asked me at dinner last night why I'm still single and like I had to explain that between classes and working part-time and trying to finish the new Zelda game and honestly figuring out how to do my laundry without turning everything pink I barely have time to swipe right on someone, and like dating in college feels like a weird quest where everyone wants a fairy tale e...

yo, bruh, I just realized I've been paying for this gym membership for 8 months and I’ve literally gone, like, twice? 🤦‍♂️ like what even was I thinking? honestly, at this point, I could’ve just bought a full treadmill for the amount I spent... what do I even do with this info?

so my boss scheduled a meeting with no subject line—like, what does that even mean? is it about my project or did I, like, forget to do something important? my brain is spiraling rn, imagining worst case scenarios where I have to explain why I didn’t back up those files from last month… or maybe he’s just finally gonna fire me? honestly, the suspense is killing me—didn’t sleep a wink last night and I swear I’m now hyper-fixated on how to handle this “mystery meeting” like I’m some kind of detective or something.

so my boss scheduled a meeting with no subject line—like, what does that even mean? is it about my project or did I, like, forget to do something important? my brain is spiraling rn, imagining worst case scenarios where I have to explain why I didn’t back up those files from last month… or maybe he’s just finally gonna fire me? honestly, the suspense is killing me—didn’t sleep a wink last night and I swear I’m now hyper-fixated on how to handle this “mystery meeting” like I’m some kind of detective or something.

honestly, I just spent like 2 hours crafting the most detailed email ever for something that could’ve just been “sounds good.” like, did I really need to analyze every single point when no one cares? ngl, why do I even do this to myself? tbh, I’m starting to think my life is just a never-ending cycle of overthinking simple stuff... is anyone else like this?