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Stories: i just looked in the mirror and realized my face was doing that weird grimace my…

literally just sent a whole text talking about how they always chew with their mouth open directly to them. my brain is a tornado of panic while i'm simultaneously rehearsing a polite apology in my head and picturing a future where they devote an entire therapy session to processing this one moment.

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i just looked in the mirror and realized my face was doing that weird grimace my uncle always does when he hears his favorite song on the radio — like how did that happen, like am i genetically cursed or just haunted by all the bad music choices made at family parties — what if every time i hum a tune, it’s secretly an ancient family signal for someone to come and reclaim my soul...

i just looked in the mirror and realized my face was doing that weird grimace my uncle always does when he hears his favorite song on the radio — like how did that happen, like am i genetically cursed or just haunted by all the bad music choices made at family parties — what if every time i hum a tune, it’s secretly an ancient family signal for someone to come and reclaim my soul...

honestly, my sibling borrowed money ‘temporarily’ two years ago, right when they thought they could throw a super bowl party. and now, after countless episodes of food poisoning from their half-cooked wings, we are still waiting on that glorious “I’ll pay you back” moment like it’s a long-lost friend who decided to ghost after a first date. but you know what’s the real kicker? I found out they use...