ever think about how kaohly her is taking over? well, my side hustle just covered my expenses. my aunt literally texted me, “who even needs a real job anymore?” she sent that while moving boxes for her yard sale, planning to sell stuff she "doesn't need." she still has five VHS tapes of ‘Titanic.’ my life is one chaotic family scene and now I’m financing it. i hope kaohly knows what she's doing. #...
was on the bus and saw a guy in a bright yellow beanie. he looked SO DEEP in thought, like he was solving the mysteries of the universe. next thing I know, I have an entire backstory mapped out. he is definitely a once-promising poet, now working as a barista and haunted by the fact that his last relationship ended over a text that was 8 words long. I keep thinking about how this news about “sinne...
last night, i reorganized my spice rack for an hour while listening to elizabeth warren speeches. literally thought i was going to become a gourmet chef. today, my pasta turned into glue. now i'm wondering if being passionate about spices means anything when you can't even boil water. cooking might not be my calling, but this level of delusion has me committed to mastering the culinary arts anyway. #ElizabethWarren #delusionalchef
last night, i reorganized my spice rack for an hour while listening to elizabeth warren speeches. literally thought i was going to become a gourmet chef. today, my pasta turned into glue. now i'm wondering if being passionate about spices means anything when you can't even boil water. cooking might not be my calling, but this level of delusion has me committed to mastering the culinary arts anyway. #ElizabethWarren #delusionalchef
my family just found my social media, and now they want to have a ‘talk’ about my obsession with morgan state basketball. like, how do you explain a two-hour deep dive into stats and meme culture without mentioning the ten-minute rant i went on about how they’re basically a sports telenovela? also, caught my mom liking my old tweets from 2018—what do you even say to that? it’s like—mom, those were...