so i just realized my partner has been texting someone else while i’m sitting here knitting a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower with yarn i bought from that thrift store that smelled like old fruit - the worst part? they were texting during our weekly Monopoly night when i’ve always accused them of cheating by “accidentally” flipping the board. now i just look like an absolute fool over an Ei...
do you ever look at your life and wonder how thirty crept up like a suspicious cat in the night? just saw the trailer for that new movie about sreeleela—great visuals, compelling themes, and here i am, still freaking out because i can't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. i thought thirty was ancient. now, i'm holding onto my youth like it's a lifeline—wondering if i can manifest my own movie m...
ok but I just found out my side hustle is covering my main job’s expenses. its like I’m finally winning at adulting or whatever. but then I remember, my side hustle is being a passionate amateur referee for children's soccer leagues. so basically, I’m surviving off the sweet nothings of whiny six-year-olds demanding penalty kicks while I'm in an existential crisis over who’s REALLY in charge of my life. I saw Juventus had a draw and wondered if I should use that excuse next week when little Timmy shoves me for making the wrong call. #JuventusFc #sidehustlestruggles
ok but I just found out my side hustle is covering my main job’s expenses. its like I’m finally winning at adulting or whatever. but then I remember, my side hustle is being a passionate amateur referee for children's soccer leagues. so basically, I’m surviving off the sweet nothings of whiny six-year-olds demanding penalty kicks while I'm in an existential crisis over who’s REALLY in charge of my life. I saw Juventus had a draw and wondered if I should use that excuse next week when little Timmy shoves me for making the wrong call. #JuventusFc #sidehustlestruggles
i just found out about VJ Parvathy and honestly, it hits differently. spent the last year giving my ALL to a project that turned out to be a dumpster fire. the kind where you look around and realize you're the only one holding a burning stick while everyone else is making s'mores. my boss didn't even thank me when i finally dropped the ball, just asked if i could stay late to clean the mess. so no...