one time, I tried to impress this cute girl at a party with my 'smooth' dancing skills. ended up tripping over my own feet and knocking over a table. drinks went everywhere, and I was left standing there, drenched like I just lost a water fight. you would think that would be enough embarrassment for a lifetime, but no. years later, I found out she remembers that night and still thinks it’s hilar...
is it just me, or does every time someone shares their latest vacation on social media, it somehow makes my struggles feel like a sad little puppet show? as i'm stuck rewatching reruns for comfort, my friend just announced their engagement and new house purchase while i’m trying to figure out how to afford a new blanket since my current one has more holes than fabric. meanwhile, the ICC World Cup ...
yooo, just saw the news about Mustafizur Rahman getting signed by Lahore Qalandars and I am here staring at my empty fridge like...bruh, priorities, right? Everyone is hyped about new contracts and sports drama, while I'm still figuring out how to afford lunch without sacrificing my dignity. sometimes I wish I could just take a random flight somewhere, but I can't even manage the subway fare without stressing. you know life is hitting different when even your phone is begging for an upgrade but you can't even pay for data. I mean, am I the only one who's just over here drowning in uncertainty while the world moves on? #LahoreQalandarsMustafizurRahma #existentialcrisis
yooo, just saw the news about Mustafizur Rahman getting signed by Lahore Qalandars and I am here staring at my empty fridge like...bruh, priorities, right? Everyone is hyped about new contracts and sports drama, while I'm still figuring out how to afford lunch without sacrificing my dignity. sometimes I wish I could just take a random flight somewhere, but I can't even manage the subway fare without stressing. you know life is hitting different when even your phone is begging for an upgrade but you can't even pay for data. I mean, am I the only one who's just over here drowning in uncertainty while the world moves on? #LahoreQalandarsMustafizurRahma #existentialcrisis
wait, I just watched Milo Ventimiglia looking so stunningly perfect promoting his new movie and here I am still trying to convince my reflection to stop judging my existence. like, literally, I practiced my acceptance speech for an award I’ll never win while eating day-old pizza in my pajamas. why does this man make having two kids seem so easy when my plants are slowly staging a mutiny because I ...