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Stories: honestly just caught myself googling "how to make sourdough bread from scratch" …

so there i was, deep in thought about life, and i catch myself googling "how to file a claim for stolen heirloom potatoes." like why am i involving my parents in my potato drama, they would definitely know what to do and probably lecture me about it for an hour. like who’s stealing potatoes?? #potatoproblems #adultingfail

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honestly just caught myself googling "how to make sourdough bread from scratch" while my parents are literally expert bakers and suddenly i felt this wave of betrayal wash over me because do they know i can't even toast bread properly and now i'm a fraud to my own existence just trying to learn from strangers online how to be the kind of domestic goddess they never got to witness and i just keep imagining them walking in and saying "you know we could've taught you this" while i internally combust from shame like can i still pretend i'm cool if the oven explodes?

honestly just caught myself googling "how to make sourdough bread from scratch" while my parents are literally expert bakers and suddenly i felt this wave of betrayal wash over me because do they know i can't even toast bread properly and now i'm a fraud to my own existence just trying to learn from strangers online how to be the kind of domestic goddess they never got to witness and i just keep imagining them walking in and saying "you know we could've taught you this" while i internally combust from shame like can i still pretend i'm cool if the oven explodes?

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