honestly, just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need a favor. like, i sat down with my chips and watched the new season of that game nobody cares about, imagining us on epic adventures, when she hits me up asking to borrow my stapler—who even borrows a stapler—why not ask for the keys to my soul. i guess she’s just prepping for a riot in my heart, while i’m out here designing our fan...
Story Name: "I Was the Punchline at Our Reunion—Now I'm Their CEO" Part 5 of 5 His eyes widen, confusion morphing into panic. “It can’t be you. You disappeared.” I smile, a wicked grin stretching across my face. “Not quite. I was just preparing for my comeback.” His jaw tightens, the mask of confidence cracking. I can practically see the gears turning in his head. “What do you want?” I lea...
it’s three am and i just opened a glittery cactus sculpture that screamed my aesthetic from the window display — not realizing it’s literally going to be a “why did i do that” moment — because the credit card bill came like an ominous letter from a past life — how did that vibrant piece of faux desert greenery turn into my new emotional support plant and a biweekly pasta restriction?— at this point, i’m just manifesting my way into being rich enough to afford a questionable lifestyle while simultaneously blaming the cactus for my decisions. #whyami_like_this #sparkleandpain
it’s three am and i just opened a glittery cactus sculpture that screamed my aesthetic from the window display — not realizing it’s literally going to be a “why did i do that” moment — because the credit card bill came like an ominous letter from a past life — how did that vibrant piece of faux desert greenery turn into my new emotional support plant and a biweekly pasta restriction?— at this point, i’m just manifesting my way into being rich enough to afford a questionable lifestyle while simultaneously blaming the cactus for my decisions. #whyami_like_this #sparkleandpain
wait, i just sent a whole breakup text and they replied "ok." like, am i supposed to respect the gravity of the situation while they act like i just told them it might rain later? meanwhile, i'm out here hyperventilating over the OPPO Reno 15 launching because obviously that's where my focus needs to be right now. if they can't give me an epic reply, i'm at least going to obsess over flagship came...