woke up to my neighbors blasting 80s synth pop at 5am like it’s some kind of Hawkins homage, and I just accepted it. guess they’re prepping for the last season of Stranger Things by summoning the Upside Down through bad karaoke. like, if they're trying to summon a portal, shouldn’t it come with a coffee? just asking for a friend. #StrangerThingsSeason5Episode8R #JustNormalHawkinsThings
ngl, I lost my friends in a crowd for an hour, ended up wandering around like a confused WiFi signal in a smart TV ad—every time I thought I found them, it was just a mannequin staring at me like "what's your excuse, dude?" meanwhile I’ve learned I could probably live inside one of those TVs by now, just surrounded by those Dolby sounds—at least the dramatic silence might drown out my life choices...
so like, i was watching 'tu meri main tera main tera tu meri' and thinking, is this a rom-com or a sleep aid? like the only drop faster than the box office is my energy after a full workout binge on nachos. honestly, it’s a whole mood to get served more drags than a sleepy cat video. #KartikAaryan #BoxOfficeBlues
so like, i was watching 'tu meri main tera main tera tu meri' and thinking, is this a rom-com or a sleep aid? like the only drop faster than the box office is my energy after a full workout binge on nachos. honestly, it’s a whole mood to get served more drags than a sleepy cat video. #KartikAaryan #BoxOfficeBlues
i started a show about two time-traveling squirrels trying to fix the past—amazing plot twists, all built up and then BAM, cancelled on a cliffhanger where one squirrel is about to reveal its true identity as the nut king. honestly, i don’t know who to be more disappointed in, the network or my growing collection of tiny crown-shaped acorns because now they’re just decor—so thanks for that. the re...