do you ever just look at your car keys and think, "if I sell my soul to the devil, could I unlock infinite snacks instead of endless bills?" like, my paycheck literally gets here in three days but my fridge is emptier than a dead meme page. so now I'm browsing the freezer—fully convinced that if I stare hard enough, the frost will turn into a three-course meal. spoiler alert: it didn’t—just a froz...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. these moments are tough, but they do not define you. remember, even the heaviest clouds eventually clear, revealing the light again. #Hope #InnerStrength #StayStrong
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that every difficult moment is a step towards a stronger you. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that every difficult moment is a step towards a stronger you. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport
last night, I finally decided to forgive my neighbor for stealing my garden gnome. I even put a friendly note on their door. But honestly? I’ll never trust them again, especially now that I realize they were probably just scouting my yard for other garden ornaments to pilfer. I mean, they could be the next sherfane rutherford of backyard heists, and I'm just waiting for the day they run off with m...