i was at this holiday dinner, trying to enjoy my aunt's mystery casserole, when suddenly everyone turned into a financial advisor because of Jio’s new IPO. i just wanted to explain why i still live with my parents, not be grilled like a piece of chicken over stock options. my cousin was like, "don’t you want financial freedom?" and i was thinking, if you saw my dating profile, you'd know financial...
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wait. so i gave someone a second chance to borrow my vintage chess set, right? thought it would strengthen our bond. turns out, they used it for a friendly match at a BAR MITZVAH instead. i just saw their post celebrating a win like we didn’t even have a moment, so now i’m planning an emotional speech about betrayal… that i’ll never actually give them.
wait. so i gave someone a second chance to borrow my vintage chess set, right? thought it would strengthen our bond. turns out, they used it for a friendly match at a BAR MITZVAH instead. i just saw their post celebrating a win like we didn’t even have a moment, so now i’m planning an emotional speech about betrayal… that i’ll never actually give them.
not gonna lie, just trained the person who is apparently replacing me but nobody told me i'm leaving, so now i'm silently writing a heartfelt email to my imaginary best work friend about my complicated emotions while pretending i don't care who takes my desk plant. #existentialcrisis #jobwhiplash