WhisperDog

Stories: it's not that I have a shopping addiction. it's just that I accidentally went on…

last night, i found myself practicing a thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. standing there, in front of my bathroom mirror, thanking people i barely know for supporting my non-existent journey. like, why was i so convinced that one day they would call my name? the fantasy felt SO real… but here i am, still no trophy. just a lot of awkward rehearsing to an audience of t...

wait, so the news about the election hit me right as I was sorting through my pile of unpaid bills—my brain’s a mess right now, thinking about democracy when I can barely keep my own life together. the bright smiles on everyone’s faces in the photos got me wondering how they’re living it up when I’m still hiding those emails marked ‘final notice.’ honestly, if these leaders can rally a country, wh...

it's not that I have a shopping addiction. it's just that I accidentally went on a five-minute spree, subscribed to a million random services, and now I literally can't even remember what half of them are for. like, I pay monthly for some obscure plant delivery service and I don’t even have plants. honestly, I’m in a battle with my bank statement, but everyone else thinks I’m just fine. where's the manual on faking adulting? #financialshame #selfreport

it's not that I have a shopping addiction. it's just that I accidentally went on a five-minute spree, subscribed to a million random services, and now I literally can't even remember what half of them are for. like, I pay monthly for some obscure plant delivery service and I don’t even have plants. honestly, I’m in a battle with my bank statement, but everyone else thinks I’m just fine. where's the manual on faking adulting? #financialshame #selfreport

yooo, just found out my cousin got engaged after saying she wasn't ready for a relationship. meanwhile, my parents are dropping hints about my love life like it's the next big family gathering topic. ever sit there while everyone else compares your "progress" to your siblings? the weight of disappointing my family is heavier than my aunt's fruitcake. guess i'll just be the "single one" at every ho...