just found out my situationship introduced me to someone at a party as ‘a friend’ while i’m over here choosing the wallpaper for our future nursery—like, i KNOW they were texting me pictures of our “future house” like three days ago, but sure, keep playing it cool. love that for me. #modernromance #situationshipstruggles
just got back from my therapist and saw the news about the silver rate. thought about investing, like it could solve everything. then i caught a glimpse of my reflection—literally saw my parents staring back at me, judging my life choices and suddenly all my hopes were buried under a mountain of childhood trauma and poor spending habits. guess i’ll stick to complaining about life instead of making...
no because my situationship introduced me to someone as ‘a friend’ right before I lost my job over a poorly made presentation, which they definitely heard about. now I’m over here wondering if my ex is really my backup plan while I’m busy reminiscing on the glory days of casually knowing an NFL player – meanwhile, I’m contemplating getting Velus Jones Jr. as my emotional support human instead of s...