wait, I just realized something wild. so, I'm on the bus, right? and I see this guy who looks like he should be playing professional soccer, but he's just staring out the window like he's contemplating the universe—I'm talking deep stuff. I spent the whole ride crafting this intense backstory about how he was the star player for Al Ahli before suffering a mysterious injury that crushed his dreams....
yo, i just found out Ayush Badoni got picked for the T20 World Cup warm-ups, and suddenly my entire life feels like a cosmic joke. like, i’m over here naming my future kids after players who don’t even know i exist, while he’s skipping my whole era to play international cricket. i’m caught in this hilarious spiral of envy mixed with disbelief that the universe can allocate time for cricket stars b...
yooo, so i found out my partner was texting someone else, right? imagine me, sitting in my bathroom scrolling through articles about unmapped voters in Ghaziabad while questioning every choice i ever made in life. and then, WHAM, i realize i'm more worried about my “unmapped” relationship than anything. #Ghaziabad #relationshipdrama
yooo, so i found out my partner was texting someone else, right? imagine me, sitting in my bathroom scrolling through articles about unmapped voters in Ghaziabad while questioning every choice i ever made in life. and then, WHAM, i realize i'm more worried about my “unmapped” relationship than anything. #Ghaziabad #relationshipdrama
not gonna lie, i just found out that two-point-four lakh voters in ghaziabad are 'unmapped' and part of me is lowkey jealous. like, can you imagine being so out of the loop that your biggest life problem is being unaccounted for? meanwhile, my biggest worry is whether my boss can 'map' the rest of my workload without literally burying me alive. but hey, maybe i’ll just slip under the radar too. ca...