the way that i literally bought a ceramic llama planter because it was on sale and now it just sits on my shelf, judging my life choices. like, what even was i thinking? it doesn't hold plants. it doesn't even hold pens. i might have to start a support group for people who bought useless things that stared back at them every day.
Story Name: "When Besties Become Frenemies: The Fallout" Part 8 of 8 My heart races as I scroll through the comments. “So happy for you, Jenna!” “Can’t believe you found someone better!” It feels like daggers, sharp and twisting in my gut. I can’t breathe. The betrayal thickens the air around me. Then, I see it. A notification. A message from Jenna: “I thought you’d be happy for me.” My hands t...
i just keep going back to that one vending machine. everyone tells me it steals my money. but then it gives me an inexplicable joy when it coughs up my favorite snack. just yesterday, it was out of order. still, i whispered sweet nothings to it, because who else is going to understand my complicated love for overpriced chips?
i just keep going back to that one vending machine. everyone tells me it steals my money. but then it gives me an inexplicable joy when it coughs up my favorite snack. just yesterday, it was out of order. still, i whispered sweet nothings to it, because who else is going to understand my complicated love for overpriced chips?
lmao, so my manager just casually asked me to train my replacement. but like, nobody told me i’m LEAVING. so now i’m here awkwardly pretending to care about someone else's future while silently questioning if my whole life is a practical joke. literally practicing my goodbye speech in front of the bathroom mirror like this is my dramatic exit. who needs closure when you can train someone for a job...