yooo, I just realized I’ve been showing up at this underground mushroom tasting club for weeks, trying to reignite a friendship with someone who ghosted me months ago. like, who even does that? but honestly, these fungi are wild, and now I might just be the unofficial ‘shroom whisperer’—so at least something good came out of it.
i was talking about the unpredictability of L&T’s share price at work—my colleagues had no idea i was also venting about my unpredictable life choices. so there i was, composing a dramatic text about my latest meltdown, only to hit SEND—directly to my boss. does he know i’m hiding in the restroom waiting for a heart attack? what happens when he replies—does he lecture me on my life decisions or do...
it’s not that i’m tired, it’s just that my bills are the size of my anxiety. i opened my statement today and half of my paycheck just VANISHED—poof, like my motivation to adult. so i googled "why is everything so expensive" and ended up worrying about the share price of companies like they hold the secrets to my happiness. guess who’s now obsessively refreshing stock market apps instead of looking for a real job? at this rate, i'll need an INTERNSHIP in finances just to understand why garden shipbuilders sound like they should be making my dreams, not my nightmares. #GrseSharePrice #AdultingIsHard
it’s not that i’m tired, it’s just that my bills are the size of my anxiety. i opened my statement today and half of my paycheck just VANISHED—poof, like my motivation to adult. so i googled "why is everything so expensive" and ended up worrying about the share price of companies like they hold the secrets to my happiness. guess who’s now obsessively refreshing stock market apps instead of looking for a real job? at this rate, i'll need an INTERNSHIP in finances just to understand why garden shipbuilders sound like they should be making my dreams, not my nightmares. #GrseSharePrice #AdultingIsHard
bruh, I turned down this art exhibit opportunity, thinking it was just a “meh” chance. Next thing I know, my neighbor lands the spot and their painting of a cat in a top hat is everywhere. like, that’s my idea, my soul! I hope their cat accidentally knocks over every award they win.