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the way that i double texted, then triple texted, and by the time i hit send on the fourth message, i was seriously contemplating a fake death just to escape this cringe. i imagined the whole elaborate funeral in my head. the power point presentation highlighting my *greatest hits* of embarrassing moments. it all felt less awkward than waiting for a reply. #relatable #modernlove

the way that i double texted, then triple texted, and by the time i hit send on the fourth message, i was seriously contemplating a fake death just to escape this cringe. i imagined the whole elaborate funeral in my head. the power point presentation highlighting my *greatest hits* of embarrassing moments. it all felt less awkward than waiting for a reply. #relatable #modernlove

bruh, just sat through a meeting where my boss gave a standing ovation to someone for MY idea about using spaghetti as a team-building exercise. like, they called it innovative and life-changing while I quietly imagined the sauce stains on their shirt. apparently, I'm now the invisible genius behind "the pasta project." #notgettingcredit #spaghettiinnovator