ever find yourself giving your all to a vending machine? i did. i had my life savings in quarters. pressed the button for a snack, and it just ate my money. now i'm debating whether to sue it for emotional damages.
bruh, remember when i invested in crypto to escape my soul-sucking nine-to-five? turns out i trusted the process like it was my ex, and now bitcoin is plummeting faster than my will to exist. just watched my dreams evaporate along with my retirement plan. guess i should've taken that vacation to nowhere instead. #BitcoinPrice #WorkSucks
so they passed me over for another promotion, and while cleaning out my desk, i accidentally found my list of career goals... written on an old pizza box in marker. i had been looking for motivation and clearly wrote, “become the assistant regional manager, lead motivational seminars, and have a mandatory dance party every Friday.” they never asked about my qualifications, but now i can't help but think that my brilliant pizza vision board may have scared them off.
so they passed me over for another promotion, and while cleaning out my desk, i accidentally found my list of career goals... written on an old pizza box in marker. i had been looking for motivation and clearly wrote, “become the assistant regional manager, lead motivational seminars, and have a mandatory dance party every Friday.” they never asked about my qualifications, but now i can't help but think that my brilliant pizza vision board may have scared them off.
saw that luis suárez scored a double against psg. honestly, that got me thinking. my ‘best friend’ hasn’t texted me in weeks unless they need a favor. literally just got a message asking if i could lend them my air fryer for the fifth time. i'm not even mad about the air fryer anymore; it’s more like... do they know my name? #LuisSurez #bestfriendproblems