the way that everyone is obsessing over kim kardashian's new romance, and here i am scrolling through weddings on instagram while my life feels like an endless loop of bills and isolation. house parties that always say "bring your best self" while i’m just bringing leftover takeout and pretending i’m okay. yaar, samjho na please, i feel like a ghost in this city sometimes, existing but not truly l...
literally just found out my job is up for grabs on linkedin. how did my boss go from "you are so valued" to "let's let the world know your position is vacant"? it's like someone handed them a “how to sabotage a human” handbook and they read chapter one too fast. i can picture myself as the main character in some revenge thriller, plotting dramatic exits that involve smoke bombs and a well-timed ‘t...
it's wild how someone can tell you they are “not ready” while you are wearing their hoodie, sipping from a mug that says “I love you.” six months later, they're dropping the big question, and I’m still here arguing with my microwave because it thinks thirty seconds is an eternity. why do I feel like the background character in my own life? it’s almost like living in a rom-com, minus the charm and with way more microwaved dinners.
it's wild how someone can tell you they are “not ready” while you are wearing their hoodie, sipping from a mug that says “I love you.” six months later, they're dropping the big question, and I’m still here arguing with my microwave because it thinks thirty seconds is an eternity. why do I feel like the background character in my own life? it’s almost like living in a rom-com, minus the charm and with way more microwaved dinners.
literally watched the Kim Kardashian drama unfold while I’m sitting here wondering if I should have had three cups of instant noodles for dinner or just stare at my 50 thousand savings like a motivational poster that says "you got this" — while half my class is sending me wedding videos that cost more than my entire life plan. koi samjhta nahi! #KimKardashian #relatable