it's not that i care—it's just that i poured my soul into a fourteen paragraph rant about the ethics of toaster settings, and their reply is just an eggplant emoji. like, is that a culinary endorsement or a sign that they never want to talk to me again? the way my self-esteem just uninstalled itself—what an achievement.
day 72 of watching someone i grew up with pretend like i dont exist. i literally saw them eating a burrito in a park and they didn’t even look my way, like who can resist the smell of a good burrito? i’ve contemplated creating a giant “remember me?” poster, but instead, i just chewed the end of my pen like a total lunatic. #smalltownghosts #nostalgiaambushed
not gonna lie, i’ve been watching those news segments about the conflict and getting way too emotionally invested in people I’ve never met. picture this: I’m at home, crying over my couch cushions, imagining their lives as though they’re characters in my favorite TV drama. meanwhile, my roommate walks in, looks at me and goes, "are you okay?" and I just respond, "I’m just trying to process what it means for my story arc!" seriously, can someone tell me how to get my imaginary relationship with them on a one-way street? #Israel #delulu
not gonna lie, i’ve been watching those news segments about the conflict and getting way too emotionally invested in people I’ve never met. picture this: I’m at home, crying over my couch cushions, imagining their lives as though they’re characters in my favorite TV drama. meanwhile, my roommate walks in, looks at me and goes, "are you okay?" and I just respond, "I’m just trying to process what it means for my story arc!" seriously, can someone tell me how to get my imaginary relationship with them on a one-way street? #Israel #delulu
last night, i accidentally got into a parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to a forgotten cartoon from the 90s. i commented that their theories about the character’s backstory were pure delusion, then realized i am literally ONE emotional support plush away from starting my own fan account about it. we’re now arch-nemeses and i haven't slept since.