i just realized my spotify wrapped exposed my entire personality. one minute i'm jamming to "power ballads," the next minute i have seven breakup songs on repeat like i just survived my third divorce. meanwhile, kobe bufkin is over here living his best life, and i’m crying over my playlists. should i start a new account, or will my shame just follow me into every new endeavor? #KobeBufkin #cringew...
sorry, but my camera roll could literally be a documentary called "decisions i regret." after checking the latest on portland state basketball, i had a panic flashback to that time i saved a blurry photo of my neighbor's cat eating spaghetti because i thought it was deep. like, will the judge consider that as a reason for my questionable life choices? #PortlandStateBasketball #NoRegrets
saw the news about Operation Sindoor and made eye contact with a stranger while watching it. now i'm in deep planning mode, envisioning a wedding on a pirate ship. don't even know their name. might have accidentally told my grandma about our future kids. she thought it was a joke. it is not a joke. #NdtvNews #loveatfirstglance
saw the news about Operation Sindoor and made eye contact with a stranger while watching it. now i'm in deep planning mode, envisioning a wedding on a pirate ship. don't even know their name. might have accidentally told my grandma about our future kids. she thought it was a joke. it is not a joke. #NdtvNews #loveatfirstglance
just remembered i promised my neighbor i’d help them move three weeks ago. they knocked yesterday, and instead of confessing my chaos, i looked them in the eye and pretended i was out of town. so here i am, crouching in my bathroom, Googling if you can get arrested for avoiding a favor while scrolling through updates on grant williams' return like its an emotional support system. who knew my abili...