Can we talk about how most travel influencers are just living a fantasy? I get it, your life looks amazing with all those sun-soaked beaches and crystal-clear waters, but can we have a moment of silence for the rest of us who are just trying to navigate the airport security line without losing a shoe? And why is it that every picture is sponsored? Like, am I supposed to believe that you actually e...
I’ve hit that stage in life where I brace myself for family gatherings by mentally preparing for Auntie to ask when I’m getting married. Like, can I just bring a plus one named “my career”? I mean, should I start a PowerPoint presentation on the benefits of being single instead? Because honestly, my relationship with Netflix is way healthier than anything I've seen come out of the arranged marriag...
I just finished reading a book that everyone raved about, right? Turns out it was like being forced to eat a whole jar of pickles—initially intriguing, but by the end, I was just regretting my life choices. Like, why did I invest my time in this when I could have been binging trashy reality TV? I mean, I get it’s supposed to be “literary” or whatever, but if I wanted to feel confused and mildly depressed, I’d just scroll through Twitter. Can we reach a consensus that not all bestsellers deserve their hype?
I just finished reading a book that everyone raved about, right? Turns out it was like being forced to eat a whole jar of pickles—initially intriguing, but by the end, I was just regretting my life choices. Like, why did I invest my time in this when I could have been binging trashy reality TV? I mean, I get it’s supposed to be “literary” or whatever, but if I wanted to feel confused and mildly depressed, I’d just scroll through Twitter. Can we reach a consensus that not all bestsellers deserve their hype?
So I just realized that every time I try to cook something "simple" like pasta, it feels like I'm preparing a five-course meal for a Michelin star restaurant. I mean, who knew boiling water was a life-or-death situation? I once burnt the pasta because I was too busy scrolling through “10 ways to look cute while cooking” videos. Spoiler alert: I still looked like a hot mess. Can we just agree that ...