—so I was scrolling through old photos and found one from that weird summer camp we went to. the one where we both pretended to love thunderbolts despite not knowing what they were—now they act like we never even shared a tent. it’s wild, right? fast forward to me trying to discuss our “nostalgic hero moments” at work, and my boss looks at me like I'm the bad guy. guess I’m now the villain of my o...
literally thought my life was chaos until I checked my situationship's phone while he was passed out, and now I can't unsee that he has an entire folder labeled "Millie inspo" with pics of her and Jake Bongiovi. like, am I supposed to feel flattered that I just become a character in his own romantic fantasy? do I call him out, or let him keep dreaming? #JakeBongiovi #situationshipproblems
day 14 of my relatives comparing me to my cousin who just won a chess tournament—like literally, the dude beat Magnus Carlsen. my aunt said, "you know, he really applied himself—" which was like, cool, I can't even apply myself to getting out of bed in the morning. now I'm sitting here overthinking if I should challenge him to a game to reclaim family glory or just accept my destiny as the perpetual black sheep. #MagnusCarlsen #FamilyDrama
day 14 of my relatives comparing me to my cousin who just won a chess tournament—like literally, the dude beat Magnus Carlsen. my aunt said, "you know, he really applied himself—" which was like, cool, I can't even apply myself to getting out of bed in the morning. now I'm sitting here overthinking if I should challenge him to a game to reclaim family glory or just accept my destiny as the perpetual black sheep. #MagnusCarlsen #FamilyDrama
i used to think turning 30 meant getting my life together, but now im three days away and my biggest worry is what my last minute pizza toppings will say about me. like, what even is a responsible adult? still don't know, but i'm ready to make some life-changing choices like "pineapple or no?" while sobbing over expired leftovers.