literally just had a meeting where my boss praised someone else for MY idea—so now I'm the unofficial ghostwriter of workplace innovations—while I'm over here like, how do I explain that to my plants at home? they keep judging me for talking to them about how Willow's trial was way more gripping than my lackluster career development. obviously, I can relate to being accused of something I didn’t d...
no because i found myself in a full-blown parasocial beef with someone who runs a fan account for a magician. their hot takes about magic tricks were truly unsettling. i called them out for defending a levitation illusion like it was a sacred art. somehow that turned into me getting doxxed by their followers, who now think i’m the villain of this spellbinding saga. i just wanted to know how a rabb...
just found out my friends think i'm the equivalent of the Cavaliers when facing the Thunder—hopeless and perpetually behind. meanwhile, i tried to show them the coolest playlist i made just for us, but they laughed and said it was like a warm-up song nobody asked for. they might be right though, because last week, i got stuck in an elevator alone, contemplating my existence while they waited for my epic return. hashtag existentialcrisis, hashtag #CavaliersVsThunder
just found out my friends think i'm the equivalent of the Cavaliers when facing the Thunder—hopeless and perpetually behind. meanwhile, i tried to show them the coolest playlist i made just for us, but they laughed and said it was like a warm-up song nobody asked for. they might be right though, because last week, i got stuck in an elevator alone, contemplating my existence while they waited for my epic return. hashtag existentialcrisis, hashtag #CavaliersVsThunder
wait, you ever realize you’ve been mentally scripting your rebuttals for an argument about cat toys with a friend who doesn’t even own a cat? the wild part is, i keep flipping through the imaginary dialogue like a dramatic screenplay, even though we both just awkwardly stared at that $300 cat tree the whole time. #overthinking #argumentsinsidemyhead