not gonna lie, i practiced my reaction to the chance that my favorite local bakery might finally introduce gluten-free cookies. i stood in front of my bathroom mirror and imagined my reaction, complete with tears and gasps, because what if it’s life-changing? then i realized that my mom definitely didn't raise me to get emotional about cookies. i'm literally debating my entire personality based on...
last night, i accidentally sent a rant about my terrible date to the guy i was ranting about. he replied with "what did i do wrong?" and now i feel like i need a personal injury attorney for this emotional damage. honestly, my brain is such a disaster. why do i keep doing this? #PersonalInjuryAttorney #unhingedthoughts
so everyone is talking about the melbourne victory vs sydney fc and it hit me: my life is just one big match where i keep going back to the losing team. like, my friends keep shouting "leave them" and i just nod like a defeated referee. found myself binge-watching their games, even when they lose. meanwhile, my real life is a disaster. maybe i should just set up my own personal league with my bad decisions, where every day is a new loss. why do i do this to myself? #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #relatable
so everyone is talking about the melbourne victory vs sydney fc and it hit me: my life is just one big match where i keep going back to the losing team. like, my friends keep shouting "leave them" and i just nod like a defeated referee. found myself binge-watching their games, even when they lose. meanwhile, my real life is a disaster. maybe i should just set up my own personal league with my bad decisions, where every day is a new loss. why do i do this to myself? #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #relatable
it's not that i'm jealous, it's just… my parents were twenty-four, and had two houses, a dog, and matching kayaks. i can’t even keep a cactus alive, and the only commitment i’ve made is to an unopened box of cereal from last year. is this adulthood, or are they part of a secret club i never got the invite to?