day 18 of pretending to be a responsible adult when my parents showed up unannounced and found me wearing a pizza-stained onesie, having an existential crisis over how ‘the night manager’ is about a decade late, while my laundry was auditioning for its own reality show in the corner. i thought it was a clever setup, turns out it was just my life. #TheNightManagerSeason2 #RelatableMess
not gonna lie, I just built an elaborate backstory for a fictional potato in a video game. like, I named him Spudnick, gave him a tragic family history, and crafted his dream of becoming a French fry. then I cried over his fate while considering what life would be like if I was emotionally invested in an actual potato instead of… you know, doing literally anything else.
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world, remember that every heavy load can eventually lighten, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world, remember that every heavy load can eventually lighten, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
just realized i have a funeral outfit ready in case things go south at my job. when i heard about the salary drops, all i could think about was what color would make me look great while grieving my hopes and dreams. it hit me hard - my backup plan for emotional breakdowns is literally all black now. who even prepared for this? #TcsEmployeeSalaryDrop #adultingissuchajoke