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Stories: i used to think thirty was this ancient number like a dusty library book, and no…

last night I had an epiphany while washing my hair, thinking about how the only real consistency in my life is that my crush said they needed space a month ago and now they are literally posting adorable selfies with someone new, meanwhile I’m still here debating whether it’s too late to rescue my taco that fell on the floor. #TheViralShowerThoughtsTrendSha #justsaying

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this. every challenge can feel like a weight, but with each step you take, you are building the strength you need to move forward. this season will pass, and you are capable of emerging even stronger. #YouMatter #Hope #InnerStrength

i used to think thirty was this ancient number like a dusty library book, and now that it’s staring me down like a cute stranger on the street, i’m just… not ready. i envisioned lavish brunches and spontaneous getaways — instead, i can’t even commit to a cereal brand, let alone my life choices. who allowed me to age into uncertainty and declining snack choices? did i mention the thirty candles will require an adult-sized fire extinguisher? #growingupishard #whyamievenalive

i used to think thirty was this ancient number like a dusty library book, and now that it’s staring me down like a cute stranger on the street, i’m just… not ready. i envisioned lavish brunches and spontaneous getaways — instead, i can’t even commit to a cereal brand, let alone my life choices. who allowed me to age into uncertainty and declining snack choices? did i mention the thirty candles will require an adult-sized fire extinguisher? #growingupishard #whyamievenalive

wait, so I overheard my coworker taking credit for my project, right? at this point, I am pretty sure my plants are more loyal than most people I know. if I don’t get recognition for my work, I might just start giving credit to the ghost in my apartment for being supportive. #ElonMusksLatestMoveTwitter20An