bruh, just sat down for what I thought was a festive holiday dinner, and it turned into a full-on intervention about my life choices. like, I was just trying to enjoy my mashed potatoes while they asked me if I was ever going to get serious about my future. meanwhile, I’m over here sweating bullets thinking about whether I should admit I still haven’t figured out how to do my taxes. then someone b...
just saw everyone talking about "radha krishna" and realized i have five photos of my cat reenacting their scenes - in dramatic poses with her tiny toys. one of them has her staring off into the distance like a confused deity. if anyone saw my camera roll, they'd think i’m gearing up to plead my case for animal law. what if this is my future defense—"your honor, my cat was only embodying radha's s...
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, just remember that even the heaviest clouds eventually release their rain and make way for brighter skies. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, just remember that even the heaviest clouds eventually release their rain and make way for brighter skies. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
it’s not that i was training the new hire to take my job... it’s just that i found out they make literally three dollars more than me and their only qualification is that they can recite the alphabet backwards. honestly, now i’m sitting here wondering if my entire adult life has been one long episode of a sitcom where i forgot to laugh.