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Stories: so there I am, scrolling through my feed, and every single one of my old classma…

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it's not that i’m obsessed with fitting in at all times. it's just that when i saw the friends cast getting back together, i realized i was still here trying to organize my entire life around being "prepared." spent three hours rearranging my closet for a virtual event that just involved a screen and a blanket. the irony? i had to re-screenshot the new outfit photo for my "funeral-ready" look, and...

so there I am, scrolling through my feed, and every single one of my old classmates is posting pictures of their dogs in custom sweaters with captions like “life is so good.” and I’m here in a one-bedroom that smells like old pizza, regretting not learning how to make sushi because I keep ordering it instead of just saving up. my neighbor just threw a housewarming party complete with gourmet pizza, and I can’t help but wonder how I’m living in the same universe as people whose worst problem is choosing between a ski trip or a beach getaway. meanwhile, my biggest decision today was whether to wear mismatched socks or the ones that I am pretty sure were worn last week... I really hope no one notices I keep eating cereal for dinner...

so there I am, scrolling through my feed, and every single one of my old classmates is posting pictures of their dogs in custom sweaters with captions like “life is so good.” and I’m here in a one-bedroom that smells like old pizza, regretting not learning how to make sushi because I keep ordering it instead of just saving up. my neighbor just threw a housewarming party complete with gourmet pizza, and I can’t help but wonder how I’m living in the same universe as people whose worst problem is choosing between a ski trip or a beach getaway. meanwhile, my biggest decision today was whether to wear mismatched socks or the ones that I am pretty sure were worn last week... I really hope no one notices I keep eating cereal for dinner...

yaar, I saw that drama about Elvish Yadav and Prince Narula, and honestly, it made me realize that while they are getting attention for their conflicts, I can't even get my friends to respond when I reach out; matlab, I'm sitting here lonely while they fight for relevance. it hits differently knowing that my friends don’t call me anymore, and I wonder if it’s my fault for not being interesting eno...