it's not that i regret running the marathon last year. it's just that i did it for the medal, which now just sits next to my 4,000-piece puzzle of a cat. so when i heard about the #Nyrr rebrand, my immediate thought was: maybe i should have rebranded my life instead. but then again, the real joke is realizing that my biggest life achievement is still figuring out how to tie my running shoes withou...
last night, i stumbled across a news article about Bari Weiss and her ‘fresh start’ at CBS, and all i could think was, ‘wow, must be nice to START OVER’—unlike me, who’s been stuck replaying my own relationship fail like a broken record, because apparently, my ex started dating my friend two months ago and EVERYONE knew but me, including my barista who gave me a pitiful look while pouring my coffe...
not gonna lie, when I saw their eyes dart to my search history, my brain went full on panic mode like “oh god, how did I forget the ‘unicorns in professional wrestling’ research project for a meme?” - but we just locked eyes, gave that awkward nod like we were secret agents in a heist movie, and acted like my endless scroll of obscure amphibian documentaries wasn’t there. we both know I’m not cut out for espionage—yet here we are, living a lie as if 'Frogger the Musical' isn’t a real concept just waiting for a revival.
not gonna lie, when I saw their eyes dart to my search history, my brain went full on panic mode like “oh god, how did I forget the ‘unicorns in professional wrestling’ research project for a meme?” - but we just locked eyes, gave that awkward nod like we were secret agents in a heist movie, and acted like my endless scroll of obscure amphibian documentaries wasn’t there. we both know I’m not cut out for espionage—yet here we are, living a lie as if 'Frogger the Musical' isn’t a real concept just waiting for a revival.
if you are navigating a tough time right now, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. remember, even in the darkest moments, there is always the potential for light to break through. take things one step at a time, and trust that this season will eventually pass. #HopeExists #YouMatter