wait. my sibling borrowed money for “just a week” – two years ago. they promised it was for a crucial video game tournament. turns out they never played, just invested it all in retro collectibles that now decorate our mom's basement like they’re priceless art. and I’m still waiting for my “temporary” cash like it's on some grand adventure. #siblingstruggles #collectibles
last night, i saw the news about that airplane crash involving ajit pawar. suddenly, i realized my side hustle is now paying for my main job’s expenses, but my main job is so boring that even a plane crash seems like a good career change. honestly, if ajit can crash and burn, why can’t i? just waiting for that dramatic exit now. #lifechoices #
i found out that my great-uncle was secretly a successful astrologer who predicted everything from marriage to mishaps. so there i was, contemplating why my life feels like a comedy of errors while scrolling through today’s news in marathi, when i suddenly thought, could he have warned me about my current job where nobody talks to me unless they need help? turns out family secrets aren’t just entertaining; they are also exceptionally ironic. guess it runs in the family—impaired foresight, two generations strong. #TodayapossNewsInMarathi #familydrama
i found out that my great-uncle was secretly a successful astrologer who predicted everything from marriage to mishaps. so there i was, contemplating why my life feels like a comedy of errors while scrolling through today’s news in marathi, when i suddenly thought, could he have warned me about my current job where nobody talks to me unless they need help? turns out family secrets aren’t just entertaining; they are also exceptionally ironic. guess it runs in the family—impaired foresight, two generations strong. #TodayapossNewsInMarathi #familydrama
last night, I watched the trailer for that new movie with sam rockwell and thought, "finally, something good." then, just like my ex, I realized it was only a tease. I wanted a high-stakes thrill, and instead, I got a heartbreaking reminder of trusting people too easily. #SamRockwell #betrayal