if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a deep breath and remember that you have made it through tough times before, and this season will pass too. #MentalHealthSupport #HopeExists
not gonna lie, i fell for someone who clearly stated they don’t do relationships. while everyone is worried about ryanair being a dumpster fire, i’m here prepping my funeral outfit for the emotional demise of my heart. honestly, if love was a budget flight, this is definitely a case of "we have no room for your baggage." and now my emotional rollercoaster is grounded like a ryanair flight in bad w...
the way that my neighbor insists on talking about his hydroponic lettuce like it’s some kind of Michelin-star meal is genuinely astonishing. like, do you want to have a cook-off with your arugula or should we just keep it casual? no because every time i water my sad little houseplant, i feel like it’s judging me for my lack of gourmet culinary skills. #lifeinwhispers #neighborhoodnonsense
the way that my neighbor insists on talking about his hydroponic lettuce like it’s some kind of Michelin-star meal is genuinely astonishing. like, do you want to have a cook-off with your arugula or should we just keep it casual? no because every time i water my sad little houseplant, i feel like it’s judging me for my lack of gourmet culinary skills. #lifeinwhispers #neighborhoodnonsense
it's not that i’m obsessed. it’s just that every time i pass by the sandwich shop, i think about the cute guy who serves pickles with a passion. one time, he smiled at me, and now i'm convinced we’re meant to carve out a life together filled with artisanal bread and well-crafted deli meat. i might have just signed us up for an olive oil tasting class in my head.