not gonna lie, I bought a second avocado slicer because the first one broke. now I have two that I never use because I avoid avocados like they’re a bad date. but you know what I just had to have? a twelve dollar fancy toothpaste that promises to make me smile like a white-toothed influencer. its honestly just minty regret on a stick. #priorities #adultingfail
it's not that i'm bitter about training my replacement. it's just... they casually mentioned it while i was still figuring out what my next lunch would be. part of me wants to roll my eyes, but the other part feels guilty for secretly hoping they crash and burn just so i can say “see? it wasn’t me.” it's like they expect me to hand over the keys to my little kingdom without telling me the castle i...
i saw that muchova won and honestly felt a twinge of jealousy. not because of her talent but because every time someone celebrates a victory, it reminds me of the victories i’m supposed to have but don’t. sitting here, pretending i have my life together while still wearing clothes i bought years ago and eating instant noodles for dinner. all i really want is to celebrate something real for once. #Muchova #honestthoughts
i saw that muchova won and honestly felt a twinge of jealousy. not because of her talent but because every time someone celebrates a victory, it reminds me of the victories i’m supposed to have but don’t. sitting here, pretending i have my life together while still wearing clothes i bought years ago and eating instant noodles for dinner. all i really want is to celebrate something real for once. #Muchova #honestthoughts
mera dil keh raha tha ke mujhe is weekend kuchh naya karna hai, par woh 'strasbourg' match dekhne ki jagah family gathering ke liye bula liya. aur yeh toh bas shuruat thi — ghar aate hi cousin ke ‘achhe banne’ ki baatein shuru, jabki main bas kaam se thaka hua hoon aur dafa karna chahta tha. tumhe pata hai, unhe kabhi pata hi nahi chalta ke woh ek ‘aur din, aur bardaasht’ ke beech mein kuchh aisa ...