kahi baar lagta hai, agar aaj kisine mujhe mera asli salary bata diya hota, to woh laugh nahi karte. jaise hi aunty ne shadi ki baat ki, bas usi waqt mera student loan dimaag mein flash hua. duniya samajhti hai sab thik hai, jabki main bas apni bills ko ek kamre se doosre kamre transfer kar raha hoon, aise jaise sab kuch normal hai. bas iss pressure mein kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, shayad is wajah se...
the way that aunty just cornered me at that function, asking about marriage like it’s an app I can just download. yaar, matlab samjho na, i don’t even have health insurance yet. i’m still figuring out how to keep my plants alive. and here she is, acting like i should be hosting a wedding instead. घर वाले समझते नहीं, kab tak chhupaoon? #PollingStation #EverydayChaos
the worst part about saying “thank you” when someone confesses their love is knowing you just treated their feelings like a free sample at a grocery store. you smile politely, nod, and then awkwardly back away, hoping nobody saw you freeze like a deer in headlights. it’s a fun twist on romantic gestures when you realize you just turned a heartwarming moment into a painfully awkward endorsement. love? thank you, i guess. do you take returns?
the worst part about saying “thank you” when someone confesses their love is knowing you just treated their feelings like a free sample at a grocery store. you smile politely, nod, and then awkwardly back away, hoping nobody saw you freeze like a deer in headlights. it’s a fun twist on romantic gestures when you realize you just turned a heartwarming moment into a painfully awkward endorsement. love? thank you, i guess. do you take returns?
wait, so everyone is hyped about the team canada uniform and honestly, i feel like i should be too. instead, i’m over here in a thrift store outfit, pretending my life isn’t a dumpster fire. my friends think i’m living large because of my “great taste” in fashion, when i’m literally drowning in debt, waiting for the day someone calls my bluff. who knew that those stylish vests come at a price high...