Is it just me or does everyone find themselves lying awake at 3 AM, questioning their entire life choices? Like, why did I think eating that entire family-sized pizza was a good idea? And can someone please explain why we all pretend to know what we’re doing when adulting is basically just Googling how to boil water? Like, am I living my best life or auditioning for a reality show called "What Not...
I’m convinced that every cafe has a secret mission to serve the smallest portions of food known to mankind. Like, I just paid 15 bucks for what looked like a fun-sized candy bar of a burger? And don’t even get me started on the “artistic” plating! Is that a drizzle of sauce on the plate or did the chef just sneeze? At this point, I feel like I need to order three meals just to feel remotely satisf...
So, I recently decided to give cooking a shot because, well, how hard could it be, right? Spoiler alert: I burned a simple pasta dish to the point where even the smoke alarm was judging me. My roommate walked in and just stared in disbelief, like I was recreating a scene from a horror movie. Now, I just microwave everything and tell people I’m on a “modernist” diet. Honestly, if the fire department ever needs a new recruit, they can just come to my kitchen for a quick tutorial on what NOT to do.
So, I recently decided to give cooking a shot because, well, how hard could it be, right? Spoiler alert: I burned a simple pasta dish to the point where even the smoke alarm was judging me. My roommate walked in and just stared in disbelief, like I was recreating a scene from a horror movie. Now, I just microwave everything and tell people I’m on a “modernist” diet. Honestly, if the fire department ever needs a new recruit, they can just come to my kitchen for a quick tutorial on what NOT to do.
Why does every family gathering turn into an Olympic event of "who can one-up the other"? Like, I just wanted to enjoy a peaceful dinner, but suddenly it’s my cousin's “life-changing” trip to Europe vs my aunt's 27-step skincare routine. Meanwhile, I'm just over here trying to figure out how to turn on the new fancy rice cooker I bought for myself last week. Can we just agree that Sharma ji ka bet...