literally just found out the chef I defended at the fancy restaurant was spitting in my food the whole time. it was honestly a culinary love affair gone wrong. he thought our passionate debate about the art of soufflé was intimate. nope, just a set-up for my next bout of food poisoning.
it’s two a.m. and I just calculated that if I had chosen chocolate pudding over tapioca in high school, my life would be COMPLETELY different. I would probably be a world-renowned dessert influencer by now. instead, I am sitting alone on my couch, planning my next big move with a fifteen-minute speech about how tapioca has robbed me of happiness. guess I will always be haunted by those little gela...
the way that i was voluntarily forced to work all weekend while everyone else was excited about the match between ireland and namibia. my boss is probably watching the game while i file papers and plan snack distribution for the department. i just found out the only thing getting me through this torture is that the snacks include expired granola bars. now that’s a MATCH that hits differently. should i start practicing my commentary skills for the day i quit? #worknightmare #whymustiwait
the way that i was voluntarily forced to work all weekend while everyone else was excited about the match between ireland and namibia. my boss is probably watching the game while i file papers and plan snack distribution for the department. i just found out the only thing getting me through this torture is that the snacks include expired granola bars. now that’s a MATCH that hits differently. should i start practicing my commentary skills for the day i quit? #worknightmare #whymustiwait
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that even the heaviest burdens can be lifted with time and support, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #Hope #ThisTooShallPass