so i just liked a post about a super rare type of moth—deep in my research of those things you never knew existed—and panicked. i immediately froze, convinced i had signed my own death warrant by supporting entomology on social media. then i noticed i was wearing a moth-themed sweater when it happened. my plan to live in silence is crumbling—someone please rescue me before i accidentally follow an...
if you are facing a tough moment right now, remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #ThisTooShallPass #InnerStrength
just found out my screen time is higher than ever and honestly, i have a REVELATION. while everyone is busy obsessing over that new podcast with michael irvin, i am literally manifesting an entirely different life through mindless scrolling. honestly, the only thing keeping me company while i stare at my phone is the haunting feeling that my dreams will come true only if i watch enough videos of someone else's life. guess what? my phone knows me better than i know myself. stay tuned, my ex might be next. #MichaelIrvin #ManifestingLife
just found out my screen time is higher than ever and honestly, i have a REVELATION. while everyone is busy obsessing over that new podcast with michael irvin, i am literally manifesting an entirely different life through mindless scrolling. honestly, the only thing keeping me company while i stare at my phone is the haunting feeling that my dreams will come true only if i watch enough videos of someone else's life. guess what? my phone knows me better than i know myself. stay tuned, my ex might be next. #MichaelIrvin #ManifestingLife
it's not that i want a dog or a cat, it's just that the names i picked out for future pets are more ready than i am for real life. you know when you just HAVE to name a fictional hamster after a 90s sitcom star? or when you're convinced a potential snake should be named 'Jamal Murray' because why not? so when the nuggets just played the wizards, i realized my life's turning into a sitcom too—compl...