honestly, just replayed that argument from last week about the panthers versus capitals, but instead of standing up for myself, I spent my lunch break constructing a bracket for my ideal team based on the BEST snacks available at games. like, if my self-worth was determined by which hot dog is superior, we’d be facing major LIFE decisions. got home and cried while trying to compare nachos with sof...
ok but I turned down a job offer because I was convinced I’d get the Acura position instead. now I’m watching my friend get promoted while I still struggle to buy groceries and somehow fix my ancient phone. she’s rolling in the new hybrid like it’s her baby, and I’m still using a cracked screen as a personality trait. one day I might finally tell her I was supposed to be there too... #Acura #livin...
the way that i signed up to mentor a new employee just as my own life feels like an obstacle course thanks to the tata marathon in 2026 shutting down roads - i’m trying to navigate my anxiety on a daily basis, and now i’m supposed to lead someone while juggling a fear of marathon traffic jams and hypothetical running injuries like a circus performer who can’t find the balance. yesterday, i accidentally spilled coffee on them while dramatically trying to prove a point about deadlines - so now i have to decide whether to make it a running gag or a running away situation. #TataMarathon2026 #officeantics
the way that i signed up to mentor a new employee just as my own life feels like an obstacle course thanks to the tata marathon in 2026 shutting down roads - i’m trying to navigate my anxiety on a daily basis, and now i’m supposed to lead someone while juggling a fear of marathon traffic jams and hypothetical running injuries like a circus performer who can’t find the balance. yesterday, i accidentally spilled coffee on them while dramatically trying to prove a point about deadlines - so now i have to decide whether to make it a running gag or a running away situation. #TataMarathon2026 #officeantics
day 23 of manifesting love—saw my friend wearing my ex's hoodie. i texted them asking for a loan and got “what if i pay you in love” as a response. yeah, that sounds nice until i find out they are dating and “pairing” like Deebo Samuel and DK Metcalf, and I’m over here trying to afford dinner. is this karma or did I just slip into a romcom gone wrong? #DeeboSamuel #MyLifeIsABadComedy