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Stories: yo, caught my coworker presenting MY project like they pulled it out of thin air…

wait, my best friend told someone my biggest secret over coffee. like, why share that? now every time someone says “kirsten dunst” in conversation, I brace for impact like I’m about to be exposed on a reality show. so basically, I’ve gone from secretive introvert to the town crier—great. #KirstenDunst #DramaAlert

i just saw the news about that crash in san diego. my ex lives nearby and suddenly i’m realizing he might just get stuck in a crumby job for good. the last time we talked he said he was “too good for this city.” oh, so you’re literally good enough to wreck everything now? #SanDiego #ExDrama

yo, caught my coworker presenting MY project like they pulled it out of thin air, and i'm over here trying not to cough up a lung laughing at the fact they literally had the gall to wear the same tie i borrowed last week.

yo, caught my coworker presenting MY project like they pulled it out of thin air, and i'm over here trying not to cough up a lung laughing at the fact they literally had the gall to wear the same tie i borrowed last week.

ngl, my cousin invited me to San Diego for a weekend. i said i couldn't go, but tbh it's just because i'm broke and can’t afford a taco, let alone a plane ticket. meanwhile, my other family members are already planning to celebrate my absence like it's a holiday. can't decide if i should pretend my phone's broken or just send a passive-aggressive meme. #SanDiego #familydrama