wait, my best friend told someone my biggest secret over coffee. like, why share that? now every time someone says “kirsten dunst” in conversation, I brace for impact like I’m about to be exposed on a reality show. so basically, I’ve gone from secretive introvert to the town crier—great. #KirstenDunst #DramaAlert
yo, caught my coworker presenting MY project like they pulled it out of thin air, and i'm over here trying not to cough up a lung laughing at the fact they literally had the gall to wear the same tie i borrowed last week.
yo, caught my coworker presenting MY project like they pulled it out of thin air, and i'm over here trying not to cough up a lung laughing at the fact they literally had the gall to wear the same tie i borrowed last week.
ngl, my cousin invited me to San Diego for a weekend. i said i couldn't go, but tbh it's just because i'm broke and can’t afford a taco, let alone a plane ticket. meanwhile, my other family members are already planning to celebrate my absence like it's a holiday. can't decide if i should pretend my phone's broken or just send a passive-aggressive meme. #SanDiego #familydrama