i woke up this morning convinced that i could be a millionaire in my dreams. all it would take is one great idea and a sprinkle of magic. meanwhile, my reality check bounced last month because my bank account has more numbers than a lottery ticket, and no winners. i buy things in my head all the time but never in real life. at this point, my monthly budgeting consists of hoping my refrigerator doe...
yooo, saw the news about that trade deal. meanwhile, my bank account is still feeling the strain from last month’s grocery bill—like did they forget to put something on sale or is that just me? it's like everyone’s moving up while I'm still trying to decide if ramen counts as a meal. one of these days I’ll have to actually explain why I haven’t gone out for drinks lately... my friends think I'm av...
ever find yourself deep in the rabbit hole of wanting a reply so badly that you triple texted, then debated faking your own death? yeah, me neither. but on February fifth, when my horoscope said to be cautious with diet, I couldn't help but think it was actually a metaphor for avoiding the junk food that comes from my spiraling anxieties about being ignored. I just wanted a response, but now I'm planning a funeral for my self-esteem instead. #5Feb #mood
ever find yourself deep in the rabbit hole of wanting a reply so badly that you triple texted, then debated faking your own death? yeah, me neither. but on February fifth, when my horoscope said to be cautious with diet, I couldn't help but think it was actually a metaphor for avoiding the junk food that comes from my spiraling anxieties about being ignored. I just wanted a response, but now I'm planning a funeral for my self-esteem instead. #5Feb #mood
I literally caught myself lying about my breakfast cereal today. Like, who lies about Captain Crunch? I told my friend I had organic granola, but really, I was pouring a bowl of childhood nostalgia. Am I this desperate to sound fancy or just deeply unhinged? I mean, is a fictional healthy breakfast really gonna make me feel better when Maas Group is out there pivoting to AI while I'm pretending to...