lmao, yaar, just saw the stocks rallying and all I could think was, “wow, kitna accha hota agar mere paas kuch invest karne ko hota.” meri friends luxury cars le rahi hain aur main khud ki emergency fund ke liye struggle kar raha hoon. sab kuch aise chal raha hai jaise main kisi parallel universe mein hoon. literally, mere life mein zero traction hai jab sab log agge badh rahe hain. kya main bas y...
have you ever found yourself staring at a family tree and suddenly everything makes a little too much sense? i just learned my great-uncle was a fast food manager at a place just like that one, and apparently he had a... reputation for being a bit *off* with the employees. like, are all these sonic drive-in stories somehow just echoes of my bloodline? thinking back on my own ex who once threw a fi...
not gonna lie, I bought a decorative vase on sale last week. it’s a perfect little piece, but... do I really need a third vase? my friends think I’m doing great financially. they have no idea I’m stressing over bills, while I’m pretending to be excited about Ayo Dosunmu getting traded to the Minnesota Timberwolves like it’s life-changing. if I could trade all my impulse buys for peace of mind, I’d do it in a heartbeat. now that vase sits on my counter, and I just... I keep apologizing to it for being so reckless. #MinnesotaTimberwolves #Overspending
not gonna lie, I bought a decorative vase on sale last week. it’s a perfect little piece, but... do I really need a third vase? my friends think I’m doing great financially. they have no idea I’m stressing over bills, while I’m pretending to be excited about Ayo Dosunmu getting traded to the Minnesota Timberwolves like it’s life-changing. if I could trade all my impulse buys for peace of mind, I’d do it in a heartbeat. now that vase sits on my counter, and I just... I keep apologizing to it for being so reckless. #MinnesotaTimberwolves #Overspending
literally just scrolled past the news about the brandman retail ipo and all I could think about was my cousin who just got that promotion I will NEVER hear the end of at family gatherings. like, imagine your parents pulling you aside to “encourage” you, while your aunts glare at your lack of a six-figure salary as if they can smell the disappointment from a mile away. honestly, sometimes I wish I ...