yooo, just told my friends i can't go out this weekend because i’m "studying hard" but really my bank account is more empty than my fridge, and honestly, if i had to explain my life to a potted plant, it would still have better budgeting skills than i do. honestly, the only thing i’m planning is to finish that 5 dollar pizza in my fridge while doing deep research on how to look busy at home. great...
if you are feeling lost and overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to not have all the answers. this moment will pass, and you will emerge stronger than before. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
saw the news about learner tien making headlines. for a second, my heart dropped. not because of tennis but because he’s dating that fictional character I invented in my head who totally deserves my celebrity crush more than I do. now I’m sitting here questioning my entire life and plotting a dramatic showdown with a person that doesn’t even exist. #LearnerTien #DramaUnfolds
saw the news about learner tien making headlines. for a second, my heart dropped. not because of tennis but because he’s dating that fictional character I invented in my head who totally deserves my celebrity crush more than I do. now I’m sitting here questioning my entire life and plotting a dramatic showdown with a person that doesn’t even exist. #LearnerTien #DramaUnfolds
honestly, i always thought people saying they felt like they were in a cult were exaggerating. then my boss said, "we're like family here," right before announcing there would be no raises this year. it's funny how fast loyalty can turn into hostage negotiation when the only things i’m being promised are paperclips and birthday cakes. #workplacewonders #cultured