it’s a snowstorm outside and i'm curled up under ten blankets, but instead of enjoying it, i'm spiraling over someone who has likely never thought of me. should i send them a “hey, you up?” text while pretending i’m not two seconds away from checking their social media for the 30th time today? as the snow piles up, my heart is also stacking thoughts like “why do i even care?” just to remind myself...
just learned about live social voting for #AmericanIdol2026 and now i'm here thinking, “wow, I can’t even afford the bus fare to my friend’s party." i texted them a wild excuse about a 'family emergency.' they didn’t ask for details. guess i can dodge the question until the audition montage of my failed dreams hits TV. #StayHomeAndWatch
day 47 of pretending to have plans while really i just don't have money. texted my friend that i'm “busy” as i stared at my half-empty fridge. if jaleel mclaughlin is the answer to life’s questions, i’m just the question: "why can't i be a millionaire who can afford tacos?" #JaleelMclaughlin #lifegoals
day 47 of pretending to have plans while really i just don't have money. texted my friend that i'm “busy” as i stared at my half-empty fridge. if jaleel mclaughlin is the answer to life’s questions, i’m just the question: "why can't i be a millionaire who can afford tacos?" #JaleelMclaughlin #lifegoals
day 15 of my self-imposed scrolling ban and i just got my screen time report. like, somehow it says i spent two hours researching the history of potato chips while literally ignoring the fact that i have not eaten a vegetable since the last millennium. #priorities #snackfacts