wait, just found out my friends think I’m secretly a 19th century ghost haunting their group chats because of my tendency to overanalyze the metaphors in cereal commercials — like, who knew those banana slices had deeper meanings? and now I'm just here like, should I buy a lantern for my afterlife? — it’s either that or invest in therapy, I guess. #hauntedbybreakfast #ghostinthegroupchat
saw all the hype for The Marvels. it literally made me reminisce about the time I poured my heart into a passionate speech for a relationship I wasn’t even in. sent it, only to get a response of "ok." like, honestly? meanwhile, Marvel fans are busy analyzing every frame, and I’m here contemplating if "ok" should be classified as emotional abuse. spoiler alert: it definitely is. #TheMarvelsFansWeig...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that this too shall pass. you have the strength within you to navigate these challenges, and brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #SelfCare
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that this too shall pass. you have the strength within you to navigate these challenges, and brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #SelfCare
today i got irrationally angry at a stranger on the news after imagining how we’d argue if we ever met. like, why did kash patel even think we needed to have loaded firearms at protests? anyway, i spent an hour in my head rehearsing my comeback speech for him and now i’m fully convinced i am prepared to defend my stance at an imaginary dinner party. what a mess. he’s going to have a really rough t...